Born Artist

I used to live in a 1 womb apartment

The dog torturer

My past life feels like yesterday

I survived daddy day care

In rehab for milk addiction

Protest the stupidity of government policy with this toddler tee - available in a variety of colors

I wasn't born yesterday with butterfly

I am the wake up call

I'm whats kickin - boy

I'm whats kickin - girl

I wasn't born yesterday - graphic

Our Space

Scatter Kindness

Joy Available - 24/7

My generation will end poverty

My generation will end poverty - graphic

Do women keep telling you how cute your toddler is?  - available in a variety of colors

Projectile Vomit is my WMD

Ask my dad for my business card

Smile tic tac toe

I don't have to wish I could do it all over again

I don't understand what you're saying

The world revolves around me

We were all little kids once

Yield to Stroller Strollers have right of way!

I believe in Make Believe

My generation will fix this planet

I am an emotional roller coaster

I have ESP - Eat Sleep Poop

Fairy tales so come true

Some toddlers still LOVE milk - available in a variety of colors

I sleep like a baby (meaning I cry all night) - available in a variety of colors

The dark side of stuffed animals is revealed for the first time - available in a variety of colors

Acquire this stylish shirt for the cute little emotional roller coaster in your life - available in a variety of colors

Sucking thumbs was so 6 months ago

Thumbs are yummy

This shirt doesn't say anything, stop wasting your time. Why are you still reading this, What's wrong with you. Peace!

Poo Poo Factory

I don't live with my parents they live with Me

The Shirt Club allows you to automatically send a shirt to your loved one as he(she) grows up. The shirts can be sent monthly (12 shirts), bi monthly (6 shirts) or quarterly (4 shirts), and only costs $20 per month which includes shipping. When you place your order please make sure to include the birth date of your loved one child/grandchild. Then as your loved one grows up we will mail them the correct sized age appropriate shirt on the scheduled date with a special message from you.