Hi, we are the urban mist boys.  We invented funny maternity t shirts, When we invented them, funny maternity tops were against the law.  This was in 1719.

We used to sell our funny maternity shirts on the black market.  We sold them wherever we could and whenever we could

We had to earn a living.  Now, funny pregnancy shirts are legal and you can help us promote them.  These funny mommy tee shirts sell.  We have impressive conversion rates because because we are only dealing with a niche market.

This Affiliate Program may not make you rich.  You will earn a steady income for doing little to nothing.  All you really have to do is put up a text link to us.

If you want to be more active then you can call me personally and I can explain how to make more money.

If your site has an active community then I can create funny designs for your specific audience.

I’m aware that I sound like a cheesy infomercial  but once again, I’m not saying this will make you a millionaire.

However, if you want to make some extra legal tender every month for doing nothing then get in touch.

You will be paid every cent that you earn which is 20% of every sale.  We also offer a 2nd tier which is 5%.

The whole process is monitored and accounted for by these guys. They are as legit and trustworthy as it gets.

The best part is that you’re not promoting something that is horrible.  These funny doggy, baby & maternity tops took some time to create.

We are constantly creating new designs.  Feel free to send us ideas as well.  It doesn’t mean that we’ll use them and don’t be insulted if we don’t.  However, we love to hear fresh ideas.

So, if you are looking for an affiliate program that is simple, look no further.  You don’t have to worry about inventory or anything else.

With this affiliate program, money flows 1 way.  From us to you.  All you have to do is point traffic in our direction.

See ya.  We have to give the dog a training session  :  )