We are coming out with our brand new designs of baby t  shirts.  Once they hit the market, they’ll be the coolest ones out for that moment.

Perhaps this line will be surpassed one day but right now they are at the zenith of their game.  We designed these cute tops from our offices.

Our offices are located inside of a rainbow.  The rainbow is conveniently located inside of a cloud.

I was philosophizing today about what role treats play in a dog’s conditioning. If you’ve ever seen clicker trainers then you’ll know treats are a big deal. The concept is simple. Every time you click, you give the dog a treat.

Eventually, you ween them off of the treat. The sounder of the clicker itself becomes enough of a reinforcer. Then, you can give treats only when they really earn it or raise the bar on what they have to do.

I wonder what role the “treat” plays in the dog’s brain.

In nature, dogs work in unison to bring down prey larger than themselves. Buy, one dog has to be brave enough to take the first bite.

That dog provides the meal in a way. Perhaps that’s what role the treat plays. It reminds the dog that you are the meal provider.

You took the first bite. All eyes must be on you!

Have fun digesting all of our FUNNY DOGGY SHIRTS.

People these days are so proud of themselves with how many tabs and windows they can manage at once.

Each tab represents a new world. One might be social networking for bowlers. The next open tab or window might be a video on how to build a fence.

People with “ADD” had many tabs open before computers even had them. Computers are envious of people with ADD because we fathered them.

We may have a classification for someone that is out of step in today’s world. However, they may be well suited for a future that is currently unknown to us.

There is nothing more ADD then the amazing selection of FUNNY MATERNITY T SHIRTS!!!

Now for a moment of ADD, check out this video that I found of one of my favorite tropical fish…the zebra pleco. He’s a good lil’ sucker.

Shout out to who ever made this video:

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If you have a site that caters to babies, toddlers, moms or doggies then this is the affiliate program for you.

We make fun shirts that are funny and designed by us. We come up with the slogans and create everything organically. Some of our fonts are even hand drawn.

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We are currently working on updating all of our designs. This goes for the infant shirts, maternity tops and even the DOGGY CLOTHES.

When we finish what we are doing, this will truly be an innovative site for mommies and daddies to shop at.

We are working on making funny tees as well as thought provoking ones. We also look forward to adding cutting edge styles (not just trendy ones)

We’d rather be trend setters then copy others. That’s why you’ll see slogans here that you won’t find anywhere else.

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If you don’t join our facebook, then we’ll come after you with baby bottles! You can escape our baby bottles by ducking into our gallery of funny baby tops.

PS Every time you lose your temper in front of a child, they learn a new coping lesson. Meditate in private and then re-emerge. Actions speak louder than words. Show them the rational you.

This is tiniest baby video ever. The embed code dimensions are still newborns. How cute. Not as cute as these funny t shirts for babies but pretty cute.

We found this video online. Whatever he was trying to say got cut off at the end. He’s a genius though. This much is obvious.

Babies are closer to the source than adults. They are amazed at their own existence. Have you ever seen a baby stare in “aawww” at his own hands?

It’s as if their soul has found a new vessel. They are in awe of simply being alive.

Some adults have not forgotten this. They are the grateful & humble ones. Ok, enough deep stuff.

Go back to the top of the page if you were looking for the funny t shirts for babies or just touch my BABY BUMP

Our baby shirts are now made out of 100% PURE clouds!  We got rid of the cotton and decided to go with the softest things possible.

So, whenever you buy one of our funny baby shirts you’ll feel confident.  These cloud proud shirts aren’t only soft, they are functional.

For example, you can make them rain.  This means no more traditional showers.  All you have to do is a little rain dance and these shirts will clean you and themselves.

Our funny doggy shirts unfortunately are not made out of clouds.  They are made out of love.  It turns out that love is machine washable.

babies are like computers

Recently, I had a conversation with a friend about learning and HOW to learn. Imagine yourself constantly taking in information. That’s what a computer does and that’s what a baby does.

So far, I fail to realize the moral of this epiphany. But, it’s probably something deep. Hopefully, it’ll be deeper than a kiddie pool!!

Anyway, I like the idea of constantly learning. I wasn’t always this way. Maybe, I’m truly born again. The first thing on my agenda is having a working knowledge of photoshop.

But, any moment of any day, you can catch me taking in knowledge or creating something. These days, I just want to work, perform stand up, do shows about ufo’s and dog training.

Babies are born with infinite knowledge of the universe. We spend our whole lives trying to learn what they were born knowing.

Babies are born perfect. Be careful what you say around babies. They are sponges. Once they start learning “our knowledge” they forget their own inborn wisdom.

I hate to ruin this deep moment but don’t forget to check our our collection of organic funny shirts for babies.